Tellytubbyland

Most human differences can be overcome, but there is one unbridgeable divide. The world is split between people who play golf and people who don’t. Each faction regards the other as an alien lifeform. One is astonished that any human fails to see that life without golf is not worth living. The other watches grown men in two-tone shoes dragging a bag of sticks round Tellytubbyland, and shakes its collective head with incredulity.

One of the best writers in the fields of injustice is George Monbiot. He dares to ask the questions most of us prefer to avoid. He then takes the answers to their logical conclusion. These traits have earned him praise and criticism. For my part he is one of the most important journalist/writers of our time. In a recent column he picks an easy target environmentalism and golf and explains simply and logically the negative effects of the sport.

One study suggests that an 18-hole course requires, on average, 22 tonnes of chemical treatments (mostly pesticides) every year: seven times the rate per hectare for industrial farming(22). Another shows higher rates of some cancers, such as non-Hodgkin’s lymphoma (which has been associated with certain pesticides(23)), among golf course superintendents(24). Courses consume staggering amounts of water(25). Many of them are built on diverse and important habitats, such as rainforests or wetlands. In some countries people have been violently evicted to make way for them.The problem is particularly acute in South East and East Asia, where golf is big business, and land rights and the environment are often ignored by governments. There are hundreds of accounts of battles between peasant farmers or indigenous people and golf course developers. In one case in the Philippines in 2000, two farmers resisting a course planned for their lands were mutilated and dismembered then shot dead(26).

Read the whole article Playing it Rough (originally published in the Guardian 16th October 2007) at Monbiot.com

The meaning of work

Taking the early, early train to Lund so I decided to treat myself to a movie so I saw Clerks (1994). I hadn’t seen it for a long time and I had forgotten how great the movie was. It’s basically about a day in the lives of two convenience clerks named Dante and Randal as they annoy customers, discuss movies and the meaning of life. It’s all very low key, filmed in black & white and with an awesome dialogue.

Here are some of the highlights:

Randal: Some guy came into the store refusing to pay late fees. Said the store was closed for two hours yesterday. I tore up his membership.
Dante: Shocking abuse of authority.
Randal: Hey, I’m a firm believer in the philosophy of a ruling class. Especially since I rule.

Customer: It’s important to have a job that makes a difference, boys. That’s why I manually masturbate caged animals for artificial insemination.

Jay’s Lady Friend: He only speaks Russian?
Jay: Naw, he speaks some English, but he can’t not speak it good like we do.

Randal: Fine then, just let me borrow your car.
Dante: What for?
Randal: I want to go rent a movie. What was that?
Dante: You work at a video store!
Randal: I work at a shitty video store! I want to go to a good video store and get a good movie!

Dante: A word of advice, my friend. Sometimes you gotta let those hard-to-reach chips go.

Dante: You hate people!
Randal: But I love gatherings. Isn’t it ironic?

Dante: I’m not the kind of person who will disrupt things so that I can shit comfortably.

Caitlin Bree: Can I use the bathroom?
Randal: Sure, but there’s no light back there.
Caitlin Bree: Why aren’t there any lights?
Randal: Well, there are, but for some reason they stop working at 5:14 every night. Nobody can figure it out. And the boss doesn’t want to pay the electrician to fix it, because the electrician owes money to the video store.
Caitlin Bree: Such a sordid state of affairs.
Randal: And I’m caught right in the middle – torn between my loyalty to the boss and my desire to piss with the lights on.

Coroner: My only question is how did she come to have sex with the dead guy?
Dante: She thought it was me.
Coroner: What kind of convenience store do you run here?

Randal: Duh duh… duh duh… duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh… Salsa shark! We’re gonna need a bigger boat! Man goes into cage, cage goes into salsa. Shark’s in the salsa. Our shark.

Silent Bob: You know, there’s a million fine looking women in the world, dude. But they don’t all bring you lasagna at work. Most of ’em just cheat on you.

Actually I had not planned to watch the whole movie – I was going to work on the train but I really got sucked in. Anyway I will be arriving in about ten minutes so its time to pack up and head to the office for another day at work 🙂

in the Kitchen…

Today I am making an Indian birthday dinner for 27 people – but thankfully I am not working on my own. The work began last night (grinding spices and marinating chicken) and has taken most of this morning. Lamb curry and Chicken Tikka Masala will be the main dishes which is interesting since I have been a vegetarian for 20 years. I am not abandoning my vegetarianism but I will be tasting the sauces.

The whole house smells of exotic spices and so do I but we have reached a tipping point and the meal is coming along nicely. Now its time for a short break to buy the last provisions and, hopefully, grab a latte before the final stretch. Finish the main dishes and then organise the popadoms, naan, raita & chutneys.

Mmm, suddenly I have a craving for sushi 🙂

Free Software Conference

On the 7-8 December Göteborg will be hosting the first Free Software Conference Scandinavia (FSCONS). The event, which is already promising to become an important event on the Free Software calendar, is a good mix of techies and freedom folks.

While the techies will be able to enjoy talks on squid, gtk, GnuTLS and OpenMoko (among others) the non-techies (like myself) will be talking about digital rights, consumer rights, free software licensing & women in IT.

I am looking forward to speaking on the topic of Digital Rights

In an Internet-based participatory democracy we are particularly dependent upon our technological infrastructure. The qualities of digital communication and interaction create a situation where the user is often incapable ensuring the integrity and security of the communications infrastructure. Therefore we are becoming increasingly dependent upon experts to ensure the openness, accessibility and freedom of the infrastructure of our democracy. This session will address the threats and opportunities faced by users in a digital participatory democracy and the steps we need to ensure the openness of digital democracy.

But I am particularly looking forward to listening to (and discussing with) people like Shane Coughlan, Anne Østergaard and Fernanda Weiden. It’s nice to see that events such as this (and the Stallman lecture) are being arranged in my hometown.

Great Work by the tireless Henrik!

Open Access Films

The Open Access movement is gaining momentum and still there are too many people who are unaware of what it is all about, its goals and effects. There are some very persuasive arguments being presented by key people but don’t worry if you have missed out on these. They are available on YouTube

Film One is a conversation with Sydney Verba, Director of Harvard University Libraries and professor of political science, and Charles Nesson, Professor of Law on the serials crises and the fact that “even Harvard” cannot afford the developments. 

Film Two is Chris McManus, a researcher at UCL, describes why research needs to be openly shared not only by other researchers but also by the general public. 

Film Three is an interview of researcher Erik Svensson the Department of Ecology, Lund University by Lund librarian Helena Stjernberg on the pros and cons of Open Access.

You might also want to look at the short ad boosting the Public Library of Science, maybe not so informative as fun! The last film is an occupational film from 1947 about the library profession, and becoming a librarian it’s kind of cute – also it shows the idea and image of the librarian of the time.

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Librarians (circa 1947)

Being a natural skeptic I must admit to not being totally persuaded by the educational value of YouTube but I did enjoy these films.

For as little as £25…

Aab_homeApparently the British Library cannot afford to take care of all its old books and has come up with scheme to protect their books: Adopt a book.

“The beneficiary of your gift can enjoy benefits such as a personalised bookplate added to your chosen book and the chance to view it on a behind the scenes tour. Adopt a Book supports our conservation team, helping us preserve the world’s knowledge for future generations.”

How to adopt a book:

(i) decide what level of donation you wish to make,
(ii) add a title from the list to your shopping basket, and then
(iii) go the checkout to give your details and make your gift.
You can choose for the certificate and, where applicable, tour vouchers to be sent to yourself or directly to the beneficiary. We use first class post and aim to reply within three working days.

This is really a good cause but the whole tone “For as little as £25…” makes the whole thing a bit of a car boot sale. Hardly the way to engender a deepened respect for old valuable books… or is it just me?

(via Biblioteksrelaterat)

More news from the British Library is their increased digitalisation project. The British Library has begun a new digitalisation project. This entails the digitalization of over 100 00 books. The focus is on 19th century literature which has not been issued in new editions. It is hoped that the Internet will breathe new life into the old books.

(via Humaniorabloggen)

One ring to…

And finally here it is. The ring which all my work has been leading up to. In Sweden the choice stands between the doctors hat or the doctors ring. Never heard of anyone buying both and considering the fashion statement of this pleated hat the decision to choose the ring was easy.

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the doctors hat

The ring is not really much of a major fashion statement but it does seem slightly more usable and practical than the hat. The ring is worn on the second finger on the left hand – the same hand as the wedding ring. So as my friend quickly pointed out – I look like I am very married.

The ring has a laurel wreath motive around it which actually gives it a bit of a tacky look. Really not sure if I will use the ring on a regular basis (not because of the married look) but I felt that after all the work I had earned it.

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It doesn’t feel like I am married – more that I belong to some kind of strange club…

Information overload is passé

It used to be called information overload but after reading Jonny’s latest post on the Industrial IT Group blog I have been educated, updated you might even say, that the current term is actually frazzing.*

Frazzing, short for frantic multitasking, refers to a form of mental channel switching caused by all the distractions we face today: cell phones, sms, e-mails, and loads of web interactions. We should be warned, or so they tell us, about the danger of new technology and the ways in which they disrupt our working life.

Jonny, you make an interesting observation that a CEO of a tech firm, quoted as saying,

“There’s plenty of technology. There’s way too much technology, in our opinion, and certainly too much complexity in technology.”

may in fact be a closet luddite. The argument is – that if people don’t get, or cannot handle, the technology you are secretly against it. Of course the underlying argument is that the luddite’s are wrong and technology is good. You continue:

Yes, when people are trying to get more done by doing several things at once, it often means that they are able to do nothing particularly well. Technology that is supposed to make us more productive by keeping us connected may only enhance this problem. Then again, technology may be something else than a productivity tool? If people are bored at work and editing their Facebook profile all day, maybe the problem isn’t Facebook?

Despite the fact that I recently posted a diatribe on web 2.0 in general and Facebook in particular I agree with you. The problem is not the technology but rather our ability to interact and control it (do not interpret this as a slippery slope – the same argument cannot be used for Cocaine).

The technology is useful and the way in which we interact it defines the way in which we are capable of handling technology without frazzing. But I still have a question: Why aren’t you on Facebook? Your argument would have been more potent if he were there…

So Jonny, choosing to handle technology by not using it…. isn’t that a bit…. well…. you know…. Luddite?

* the problem of information overload or frazzing is old and established. In 1984 Jacob Palme wrote an article entitled: “You have 134 unread mail! Do you want to read them now?” In Computer-Based Message Services, H. T. Smith (Ed.), IFIP Proceedings, Elsevier North-Holland, New York.

Magna Carta for sale

The Magna Carta (Great Charter) is one of the most important legal documents in the history of democracy. It is one of the earliest documents granting rights to citizens. It is a predecessor for the development of the rule of constitutional law, it provided inspiration to many of the later rights documents such as the US Constitution and Bill of Rights. The document contained provisions such as:

 

  • The right of the church to be free from governmental interference,
  • The rights of all free citizens to own and inherit property and be free from excessive taxes.
  • Right of widows to choose not to remarry.
  • Due process and equality before the law.
  • Provisions against bribery and official misconduct.

 

The Magna Carta was originally written because of disagreements between King John and the English barons. After King John had violated a number of ancient laws and customs by which England had been governed, his subjects (the Barons) forced him to sign the Magna Carta. King John needed to placate the barons and therefore signed the document granting them several rights. The Magna Carta may not have been seen as such a big deal at

 

the time and nor is it obvious that King John expected to respect it but his weak position ensured the documents survival and growth into prominence.

 

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According to the New York Times article there are 17 known copies surviving this one will be auctioned by Sothebys in New York in mid-December, estimates that the document will sell for $20 million to $30 million.

Slippery Slope to Spandex

Never thought of myself as a spandex kind of guy. Spandex is the extremely stretchy kind of material worn by athletes and the attractive crowd at the gym. Me I always seemed to be happier in baggy heavy cotton. Then in January I began to run. The more I ran the better I became. Running is not really fun and requires effort and encouragement. So I slowly began encouraging myself.

It began with a slightly more attractive t-shirt. Something to cheer me up and encourage me to run more often. Then I made sure that my iPod contained more lectures and podcasts than music. Running to history is the best distraction I can imagine. Nothing stops boredom like an lecture on the Roman invasion of Britain.

Slowly I bought another t-shirt, a “proper” runners t-shirt, and another and another. But still no spandex. That was still in a different league. But the more I ran the more I liked to run and the more encouragement I enjoyed.

Today I crossed a major barrier I ran in spandex – or whatever its called – and it was really comfortable… This is the slippery slope. It begins with a t-shirt and before you know it you are in spandex…

Where will it all end?