Stephen Pastis has a comic strip called “Pearls Before Swine” here is a strip that from there:
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Also while you are procrastinating on this subject – Why not listen to the Sprites song? It’s an ode to an unread blog called “I started a blog which nobody read“. I actually thought it was quite good and very funny. There is no accounting for taste!
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